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The source format of the quotes is as follows: - Real person: - their name  - Fictional characters: - character's name, book/movie of origin, if book then author - Poem, song, or book: - poem, song, or book, author

[He] was beginning to behave rather strangely, or rather not actually beginning to behave strangely but beginning to behave in a way that was strangely different from the other strange ways in which he more regularly behaved.
- Douglas Adams, Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

To steal from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Everybody repeat after me... "We are all individuals."

If somewhere a man is hit by a car every 4.5 seconds, he must be found and taken to a hospital.

Should crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
- Dennis Miller

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
- Groucho Marx

Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, but you put in your two cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal.
- Steven Wright

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